a woman: hi, how are you?
a man: hm. see I wouldn’t have phrased it exactly like that. I might have said “hello” or perhaps “salutations.” but the way you said it is cute though.
THIS
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me when my professor asks if we understood what they just lectured about
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let me bless your dash with this straight out of ghibli studios capybara chilling video
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black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….